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That's right. I've officially broken up with all the dating apps. Like a bad relationship that lasted a year too long, it was still worth it. Have you read my blog?

What would happen if tomorrow you woke up and decided to go out into the world being your bold, brave, authentic self?

Okay fine. I'm the friend. Judge away, as one will do. I'm probably just being overly dramatic and having a hard day.

Not only a true story, but also an excellent title for my Netflix comedy special. Ya hear that powers that be at Netflix!

I get that it is 2019 and people are having sex and eating ass on a first date these days, but this old fashioned midwest maiden doesn't even like to kiss on a first date.

Okay, so I'll be honest here. This title is a bit misleading. There are a plethora of reasons why I shouldn't be left alone to my own devices that I am not going to mention.